STONIE SLAMS 200 PEEPS IN FIVE MIN TO SET WORLD PEEPS EATING RECORD!
One Peep? So innocent. So pure. So meek, perhaps. A quiet, sweet reminder of the Easter season's promise of renewal and new life in marshmallow form.
But 200 Peeps? In five minutes? That is not innocent. That is heroic. That is epic. That achievement can not be unknown. Say it loud and say it proud, people: Matthew Stonie, the #1-ranked eater in the world, ate 200 Peeps in five minutes at the inaugural National Harbor World Peeps Eating Championship in National Harbor, MD. In doing so, he took the trophy, bagged the cash and added World Record number 14 to his haul.
It would be stretching the truth to breaking point to say that Stonie did not enter this event as the firm favorite. Firmer, perhaps, than a frozen Peep in Iceland in February eating ice cream in a blizzard. Or something. And Stonie did what Stonie does—speed, baby, speed. His hands and mouth were like Torvill and Dean, for those who know their mid-80s British figure skating pairs references. Suffice to say, they were in perfect harmony. They were in synchronicity. They were one. He was fast and clean and smooth, like a carbon fiber hydrofoil trimaran skating atop a glass-top ocean faster than the wind can push it.
Pause. What did the Peeps do to deserve such a fate?
Fate. Destiny. Our lot in life. May we all have an end as glorious. Each and every one of the 200 Peeps that (who?) ended up inside the great stomach of Stonie started the day inside paper boxes, wrapped with plastic, inside a larger box, inside the corporate offices of National Harbor. A humble, pedestrian start to their day. They did not know their end. By 1.48pm that afternoon, they fell with a grace and dignity that cast nothing but glory on their kind. We salute each and every one of them.
Others ate less than Matthew Stonie, of San Jose, CA. That happens a lot. Full results below.
FULL RESULTS! 1 Matthew Stonie, 200 Peeps in 5 min 2 Geoffrey Esper, 160 Peeps 3 Juliet Lee, 140 Peeps 4 Michelle Lesco, 135 Peeps 5 Dud Light Dudzinski, 116 Peeps 6 Gideon Oji, 110 Peeps 7 Crazy Legs Conti, 75 Peeps 8 Larell Marie Mele, 58 Peeps 9 Wild Bill Myers, 51 Peeps 10 John Gonzalez, 40 Peeps 11 Nick Ricci, who came last, 17 Peeps
This contest* took place at 1pm on Saturday, April 2nd, 2016, at National Harbor, 137 National Plaza, National Harbor, MD 20745 , MD 20745!
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*All applicants must be 18 years of age or older and fully acknowledge and understand the inherent dangers and risks associated with participating in an eating contest. The applicant further acknowledges and understands that the MLE/IFOCE coordinates with event sponsor(s) to select and approve eligible participants, and that the MLE/IFOCE shall decide, at its sole discretion, whether an applicant is eligible to participate in any eating event, and/or related activities. The MLE/IFOCE may revoke an applicant's eligibility to participate in the eating contest, or related activities, at any time, for any reason, at its sole discretion. The MLE/IFOCE and the event sponsors reserve the right, at any time, to change any and all details concerning the event, including, e.g., time, duration, location and prize structure.