84 Lumber Baked Beans

If anything could bring Dale Boone back from India it is this.

84 Lumber has announced an 84 Lumber Baked bean Eating Contest on October, 25, to celebrate a store opening in Chandler, Arizona. The event, which will take place at 5 pm, will feature $2,000 in prize money.

Last year, Boone dominated the baked bean circuit, beating both Badlands Booker and Sonya Thomas, accomplishments to which he will refer daily until his demise. The victories gave Boone a significant boost in confidence and prompted him to dye what remains of his hair peroxide orange. His new coiffeur has been described an affront to all those with a full head of hair and a bad example for those with male pattern baldness or mange.

This is an IFOCE event and sign-up will take place via the IFOCE events page. Registrants must be 18 years of age or older and signing up on the web does not guarantee a seat in the event.