Shredder to Maine for Lobster?

IFOCE Rookie of the Year Nominee Allan "The Shredder" Goldstein is rumored to be checking out MapQuest for the most direct route to Kennebunkport, Maine, for the World Lobster-Eating Contest.

Shredder, the bolgna-eating champion of the world, is known for a curiously strong jaw and for unnaturally sharp incisors. He is expected to perform very well in lobster. Lobster tails are very difficult to eat in competition and require a practiced ripping motion.