Joey Wins Hooters Finals

So much speculation. Capacity this, debris food that. Current princes and future kings. Lots has happened this week, but Joey Chestnut proved he's still the king. The current king. And The king eats at the most venerable of venerable wing spots, The King Eats at Hooters! Noble effort by the great Miki and all others!

Here are you @Hooters World Wing Eating Championship results!

1 Joey Chestnut 179 2 Miki Sudo 155 3 Adrian Morgan 149 4 Michelle Lesco 131 5 Sonya Thomas 128 6 Sean Gordon 113 7 Marcos Owens 109 8 Juliet Lee 108 9 Brian Subich 85 10 Erik The Red 82 11 Badlands Booker 78 11 Damien Boykin 78 13 Bam Martinez 72 14 Jon Bello 68 15 Neil Sebree 60 16 Alex Perez 49

Great night, great circuit! Now, in the immortal words of Jimmy Serrano, "relax, have a cream soda."