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Road Report: Drum Corps PB&J Contest
8/8/2007

Patrick “P-Rock” Bertoletti solidified his reputation as the best sweets-eater in the known universe by taking the Drum Corps International Peanut Butter and Jelly Eating Championship, downing 42 sandwiches in 10 minutes. A not-so-distant second went to Tim “Eater X” Janus, who knocked down 37.5, using an unprecedented milk-water dunking solution. Not far behind came the circuit’s grizzled veteran, Rich “The Locust” LeFevre, who ate 34. Erik “The Red” put down 20.

In a rather unfortunate turn of events, the eater known as El Toro suffered a reversal so dramatic it would’ve put Davey Hogan’s to shame.

Legendary Ron "the Optic" Koch was on hand as Special Guest Judge.