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Boone is Back in Georgia
10/8/2006

Dale Mouth of the South Boone took the stage at today's Krystal Square Off in his trademark coveralls and with his ever-annoying cow bell. With eyes glaring and nostrils flaring, the 9th generation direct descendant of Daniel Boone ate 37 Krystals for the win and a spot in Chatty for the third installment of the KSO.

Boone, it should be noted, just edged out the better-schooled and slightly more athletic Justin Mih of Cambridge who ate 36 Krystals for second place.

In third with 33 Krystals was Hall 'dog will' Hunt, the fan favorite and faith-based eater from Florida.

MLE officials confirmed that Boone will appear on the Krystal ESPN broadcast, but they refused to discuss rumors of the supposed 78 page appearance release sources say is being prepared especially for the controversial eater.