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Shredder to Maine for Lobster?
7/26/2004

IFOCE Rookie of the Year Nominee Allan "The Shredder" Goldstein is rumored to be checking out MapQuest for the most direct route to Kennebunkport, Maine, for the World Lobster-Eating Contest.

Shredder, the bolgna-eating champion of the world, is known for a curiously strong jaw and for unnaturally sharp incisors. He is expected to perform very well in lobster. Lobster tails are very difficult to eat in competition and require a practiced ripping motion.